"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."

"Step with care and great tact And remember that Life's a Great Balancing Act Just never forget to be dexterous and deft And never mix up your right foot with your left."

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not."

"Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them."

"Will you succeed? Yes you will indeed! (98 and 34 percent guaranteed.)"

"To give money is an easy matter and in any man's power. But to decide to whom to give it, and how large and when, and for what purpose and how, is neither in everyman's power nor an easy matter."

"Power corrupts the few, while weakness corrupts the many."

"Start slow and taper off."

"Do you know what is better than charity and fasting and prayer? It is keeping peace and good relations between people, as quarrels and bad feelings destroy mankind."

"A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended."

"It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man and an ever bigger man to ask why he is laughing."