"Advertising is legalized lying."

"Military power wins battles, but spiritual power wins wars."

"The building of a perfect body crowned by a perfect brain, is at once the greatest earthly problem and grandest hope of the race."

"If a man has ten good qualities and one bad one, to look at the ten and forget the one, and if a man has ten bad qualities and one good one, to look at the one and forget the ten."

"Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes."

"Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult."

"Go and wake up your luck."

"Autocracy is based on the assumption that one man is wiser than a million men. Let's play that over again too. Who decides?"

"The man who does not work for the love of work but only for money is not likely to make money nor find much fun in life."

"We are like oil and water, but all my other relationships are like oil and vinegar! Delicious!"

"In our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either."

"Come unto these yellow sands, And then take hands: Courtsied when you have, and kiss'd The wild waves whist."