"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."

"We're all in this alone."

"I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain."

"Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?"

"Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world."

"No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up."

"Be a fountain, not a drain."

"It is a sin to persue pleasure as a good and to avoid pain as a evil."

"Civilization is a slow process of adopting the ideas of minorities."

"Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all."

"To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization."

"What the world wants is character. The world is in need of those whose life is one burning love, selfless. That love will make every word tell like a thunderbolt."