"Hypocrisy is the vaseline of political intercourse."

"I have a suspicion that the definition of 'crazy' in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to f*** [sleep with her] anymore."

"It matters not what goal you seek Its secret here reposes: You've got to dig from week to week To get Results or Roses."

"It is impossible to make wisdom hereditary."

"It isn't easy for an idea to squeeze itself into a head filled with prejudice."

"Being an actor is the loneliest thing in the world. You are all alone with your concentration and imagination, and thata€?s all you have."

"If I traveled to the end of the rainbow As Dame Fortune did intend, Murphy would be there to tell me The pot's at the other end."

"Do not look back. And do not dream about the future, either. It will neither give you back the past, nor satisfy your other daydreams. Your duty, your reward- your destiny-are here and now."

"No matter how much cats fight there always seem to be plenty of Kittens."

"A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation."

"The dance is a poem of which each movement is a word."

"Wisdom is better than wit, and in the long run will certainly have the laugh on her side."