"Repulsion is the sentry that guards the gate to all that we most desire."

"I don't do drugs. I am drugs."

"The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad"

"The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant."

"There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad."

"Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it."

"The creation of a line of forts opposite to the French frontier will enable the German troops to be economized on that line and will enable the main forces to swing round through Belgium and Holland."

"The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig."

"It is only as we develop others that we permanently succeed."

"Perhaps better we not obscure the idea that happiness and misery, kindness and greed, and good works and bad deeds are within the capacities of us all, not merely a select few."

"It was mentioned on CNN that the new prime number discovered recently is four times bigger then the previous record."

"What's the difference between the window manager and the computer club window manager? Well, one's supported software and the other isn't. Your guess is as good as mine."