"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"The devil made me do it."

"The civilization of one epoch becomes the manure of the next."

"The vast possibilities of our great future will become realities only if we make ourselves responsible for that future."

"You can't say civilizations don't advance...in every war they kill you in a new way."

"Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence, so why bother shaving?"

"While we are postponing, life speeds by."

"If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he entitled to happiness?"