"I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn."

"You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head."

"Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa."

"What if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder."

"I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow."

"When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!"

"Don't be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is certain for those who are friends."

"The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore."

"Most people are good. They may not be saints, but they are good."

"War can only be abolished by war, and in order to get rid of the gun it is necessary to take up the gun."

"To know is nothing at all; to imagine is everything."

"Human Beings are just good enough to make democracy possible...just bad enough to make it neccessary."