"Maybe someday I'll be able to shoot a film I'm proud of."

"So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause."

"Archaeology is the search for fact... not truth. If it's truth you're looking for, Dr. Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall."

"Look at this. It's worthless - ten dollars from a vendor in the street. But I take it, I bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless."

"Man is only man at the surface. Remove the skin, dissect, and immediately you come to machinery."

"Golf is the most fun I've ever had, with my clothes on."

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."

"We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex--but Congress can."

"Home is where the heart is, so your real home's in your chest."

"A dog will look up on you; a cat will look down on you; however, a pig will see you eye to eye and know it has found an equal."