"To be matter of fact about the world is to blunder into fantasy -- and dull fantasy at that, as the real world is strange and wonderful."

"The Office does not sanctify the holder of it."

"Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it."

"Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you--if you don't play, you can't win."

"If a country can't save itself through the volunteer service of its own free people, then I say: Let the damned thing go down the drain!"

"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something."

"To live without killing is a thought which could electrify the world, if men were only capable of staying awake long enough to let the idea soak in."

"The advance of liberty is the path to both a safer and better world."

"Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant."

"You must believe in God in spite of what the clergy say."

"Home-keeping youth have ever homely wits."

"It is better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone else."