"We find no evidence that Congress intended to modify the nostrum to read, 'crime does not pay, except for attorney's fees.'"

"Its okay to get jacked up and head out onto the highway, but I've been there and I can tell you that the fast lane is littered with countless smoldering wrecks."

"Art does not imitate life. Art is much more powerful than that. Art brings life back. And it does it by exposing the secrets we all carry inside."

"No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature."

"Life is like a piano... what you get out of it depends on how you play it."

"That's a hell of an ambition, to be mellow. It's like wanting to be senile."

"There are few sorrows in which a good income is of no avail."

"The more you pay for a rubber flower, the harder it is to say it's not real."

"Insist on yourself; never imitate... Every great man is unique."

"On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down."

"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."

"Death is experienced only once, but he who fears it dies each minute."