"'Coolidge is dead' 'How could they tell?"

"That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say 'No' in any of them."

"If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit suprised."

"Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves."

"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."

"The only 'ism' hollywood believes in is plagiarism."

"We learn from history that we do not learn from history."

"This is the night to go to the theatre, like Abraham Lincoln."

"That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been all along."

"It is not enough to succeed; others must fail."

"KLEPTOMANIAC, n. A rich thief."

"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."