"Love is to man an embarrassment, even a word; it is to a woman an excuse for existence, especially the word."

"Selecting the right person for the right job is the largest part of coaching."

"You white people are so strange. We think it is very primitive for a child to have only two parents."

"Many attempts to communicate are nullified by saying too much."

"Master your instrument, master the music, and then forget all that crap and just play."

"Women prefer men who have something tender about them -- especially the legal kind."

"Good plans shape good decisions. That's why good planning helps to make elusive dreams come true."

"I am more and more convinced that our happiness depends more on how we meet the events in our lives, than on those events themselves."

"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."

"Beware of the man who won't be bothered with details."

"RUBBISH, n. Worthless matter, such as the religions, philosophies, literatures, arts and sciences of the tribes infesting the regions lying due south from Boreaplas."

"Advice is like snow -- the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper in sinks into the mind."