"The secret of eternal youth is arrested development."

"I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches."

"He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle."

"If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me."

"I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches."

"He appears to have been weened on a pickle."

"When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?"

"There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about."

"If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done."

"The years that a woman subtracts from her age are not lost. They are added to other women's."

"I have loved like a child collecting shells along the shore line, discarding one shell for another of seemingly more outward beauty with no knowledge of the pearls that were hidden within."

"Everybody's got plans...until they get hit."