"I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget."

"Never lose hope."

"Make service your first priority, not success and success will follow."

"I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to."

"George Bush taking credit for the Berlin Wall coming down is like the rooster taking credit for the sunrise."

"The lust for comfort murders the passion of the soul, and then walks grinning in the funeral."

"To die will be an awfully big adventure."

"His enemies shall lick the dust."

"Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things."

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."

"People who like quotations love meaningless generalizations."

"I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'"