"When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"The devil made me do it."

"If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging."

"He that jokes confesses."

"That laughter costs too much which is purchased by the sacrifice of decency."

"Many search for happiness as we look for a hat we wear on our heads."

"As soon as I think that I am a little body, I want to preserve it, to protect it, to keep it nice, at the expense of other bodies; then you and I become separate."

"The difference between a good man and a bad man is the choice of cause."