"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."

"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."

"CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker."

"Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie!"

"He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples."

"A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything."

"I wasted time, now time doth waste me."

"Our worst enemies here are not the ignorant and simple, however cruel; our worst enemies are the intelligent and corrupt."

"She had wit, she had grace, she had beauty; But above all, she had truth."

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."

"Never let the fear of striking out get in your way."